Super Moon Wrecking Havic Tonight!

Okay, so I've been known to come up with some far fetched stories but this really caught my eye.  I mean talk about tales of doom and destruction, this has it all!

Tonight the moon will be closer to the Earth than it has been in 18 years ... astrology nuts are claiming this could cause massive volcanic and earthquake activity all over the globe not to mention the increase in werewolf activity.  Most experts agree that there is a very slight increase in volcanic and earthquake activity when the moon is closer to the earth but no of them can remember any apocalyptic events 18 years ago when this happened last time.

The good news for my clients that have their homeowners insurance with me is that volcano damage is covered and you can add earthquake on for a fee.  However, werewolf damage is not covered by any homeowners policy!

Perhaps we should consider investing in silver bullets for tonight ... good luck with it all!

J